1. |
Small Dam Goats
02:17
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Small dam goats stand on the wall
Small dam goats lick your asshole
Small dam goats run through the town
Small dam goats, they lick the brown
Running on their iron hooves
Cumming their goat-milky splooge
When they're done, they do not fall
They chomp down on your balls
Small dam goats, they're fucking fast
Small dam goats, gonna lick your ass
Small dam goats, they're fucking quick
Small dam goats give your ass a lick
Explee (on me)
Small dam goats, they eat the grass
Small dam goats give you a rash
Small dam goats, they lick your sac
Then the goats will sniff your crack
Covered up in shitty paint
Small dam goats will bite your taint
They will make their shitty cheese
From your booty sneeze
Small dam goats, they're fucking fast
Small dam goats, gonna lick your ass
Small dam goats, they're fucking quick
Small dam goats give your ass a lick
Explee (contwee)
Sucking that ass
Sniffing that gas
Fucking that horse
Sucking that ass
Sniffing that gas
Licking that chode
Small dam goats
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2. |
Rage Cage
03:15
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Well my mama said to me
Some day son you'll figure who to be
Swing the hammer, cut the wood
Break from under your childhood
I say mama not so fast
I swear this world will kick my ass
I'm a go where worries are far
And you can't get there with a car
So come and play
forget my age
Spend my days
At the Rage Cage
When I'm there I feel so right
Oreo cookie and Diet Sprite
Got two windows so I can see
My own social reality
And some day soon they'll break me out
But I ain't gonna scream and shout
Cause I know what they don't see
Rage Cage always follow me
(Chorus)
I wanna go where the drunkards sing
Where all the popcorn pop
Sittin on my sex swing
Where all the panties drop
Where the laughter comes to stay
And the doors are never shut
I wanna go where the bodies sway
Where I always bust a nut
(Chorus)
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3. |
Purple Monkey
04:25
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Walk into the club with two purple monkeys
Everybody here gets so damn jumpy
Don't be scared, they're not into biting
Let you have a dance if you do the wiping
(Chorus)
If you touch my monkey You got to get spunky
If you touch my monkey You gonna make me chunky
Look around they're climbing on the ceiling
Come on down you can hear them squealing
You don't need money to open up her gate now
The purple monkey comes just like an earthquake now
(Chorus)
(Solo-Musto)
The night gets hazy when you're out on the town
Won't stop a monkey that's out on the prowl
Party light flash it's a quarter-to-four
The purple monkey got his powder and he's ready to score
(Chorus)
If you know my monkey, you know that he's a junkie
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4. |
Don't Stand There Gaping
03:22
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Up on the corner with my friend Dolores
She got treats in her little brown forest
Cherry is my angel, my little black stranger
She don't move her hips unless she's running from danger
Sarah got me down, her daddy used to frown
When I'd come on her porch and get the hell outta town
Don't stand there gaping
Don't stand there gaping
I’m done with love, I’m done with raping
Don’t stand there gaping
Twelve years old, I had children round the globe
And all those women started treatin’ me cold
Gotta get away, find a new baby
Cause when you’re outta cash there's hell to pay
16 and a half, I'll show you where it's at
When we're done in front I'll take it on back
(Chorus)
When I'm gettin’ head on Charlotte's web
I like to think to myself what my daddy said
He said, listen little son, keep your hand on your gun
Don't talk to strangers, and stay on the run
And always hit the gas, always get up fast
And don't let the bossman fuck you in the ass
(Chorus)
Ass lick
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5. |
Get a Massage
03:10
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Black hat and the cheap sunglasses
Holdin’ up that sign hoping he can rub their asses
Gotta make some cash on the streets of New York City
Standin’ on the corner hoping to massage some titties
Body work
Follow the man with the pants of camouflage
Go upstairs, he’ll turn your face to a collage
(Chorus)
Get a massage
Ghetto massage
Get a massage, it’s shitty
Get a massage
Ghetto massage
Get it in New York City
Up in the room with the pink silky robe
Takin’ off my pants, takin’ off all my clothes
I get down on belly and unleash my barrage
Yeah, put down your oils and come in my lodge
Body work
Mee
(Solo-Musto)
Get a massage
Ghetto massage
Get a massage, it’s shitty
Get a massage
Ghetto massage
Get it in New York City
Massage, yeah
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6. |
Shine a Light in My Face
04:19
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You walk on the street with your hands and your feet
And your cab goes too slow and you threw out your phone
And your nasty blue foam and you want to go home
But you can't, but you can't
You can fly through the air, with the wind in your hair
But you're not in the park, in a room full of sharks
And you try to find home or your special cologne
But you can't, but you can't
Shine a light in my face
See a friend to the coast, put your seed in the hole
Of a dog with two sticks and the girls that you've licked
They will ask you to see the guitarist in cream
But you can't, but you can't
You walk on the street with your hands and your feet
But you're not in the park, in a room full of sharks
They will ask you to see the guitarist in cream
But you can't, but you can't
Shine a light in my face
(Solo-Musto)
Shine a light
Shine a light in my face
(Solo-Musto/Rykman)
Shine a light in my face
May the good lord shine a light in my face
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7. |
Get Brown
03:12
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Girl you’re so divine
Where the sun don’t shine
I wanna take you home and make you mine
Take out the Reynolds Wrap
Girl you can call me Mat
I wanna get myself a piece of that
(Prechorus)
Even if they say it’s wrong
I wanna boogie with you all night long
I’m gonna feel your chocolate love
I wanna fit you, fit you baby like a glove
(Chorus)
Get brown, Get down
Girl you lookin’ fine
Take out some cherry wine
Don’t you tell me where to draw the line
I’m trying not to stare
You got it in your hair
You got me covered in your love affair
(Prechorus)
(Chorus)
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8. |
Seminal Haze
05:03
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Have you ever seen a machine?
A super fucking wacky machine?
People ask me after the show
How you get that fog machine to make that milky glow?
It’s not like your mama’s Chauvet
It’s actually my spermy ass haze
So bring your female condoms or
You’re gonna get that Youth Posse AIDS
(Prechorus)
Every day before the show
I look at my machine down low I insert m’splooge
Wipe it down and rock
(Chorus)
Dance around in my seminal haze
Open wide and have my baby
Twirl around in my seminal haze
Youth Posse children
It seems some confusion has risen
Regarding my fountains of jism
Some folks think it’s cream cheese
But baby it’s just my man-wheeze
This Youth Posse got kids all around
Spreading our haze from town to town
Climb up and slide off of the stage
I love to see that donut covered in my glaze
(Prechorus)
(Chorus)
Erica the social worker calls the Youth Posse phone
“Youth Posse, you have too many children”
“They grow up all alone”
“They grow up all alone”
Youth Posse children
(Prechorus)
(Chorus)
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9. |
Interhorse
02:12
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Horse
Interhorse
It's interhorse
Horse
Horse
Interhorse
It’s Interhorse
Horse
(Chorus)
Horse
It's interhorse
It's intercourse
With a horse
A horse
With no remorse
Makes interhorse
Horse
Horse
Interhorse
Interhorse
Horse
(Chorus)
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10. |
Zigobeejah
04:12
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Zigobeejah, just like you and me
Except she can fly through history
Zigobeejah, back to World War Two
Saving all them motherfuckin Jews
Zigobeejah rides on her horse
Zigobeejah rides on her horse
Zigobeejah rides on her horse, back in time
(Chorus)
Zigobeejah, time traveler
Zigobeejah, she killed Hitler
Zigobeejah, warrior
Zigobeejah, fuckin' up Hitler
Zigobeejah, battle of the bulge
Making that crazy Nazi shit explode
Just like that movie with Jared Leto
She's freeing all of the motherfuckin' ghettos
Zigobeejah smells like a horse
Zigobeejah smells like a horse
Zigobeejah smells like a horse, all the time
Zigobeejah, time traveler
Zigobeejah, she killed Hitler
Zigobeejah, warrior
Zigobeejah, she fucked Hitler
"Hello, Hitler"
(Solo-Musto)
"I'm gonna rip that mothafuckin mustache off your face sucka"
Zigobeejah back in twenty twelve
Don't know what to do with herself
She got an iPad and a droid named Sue
But can't stop going back to World War Two
Zigobeejah rides on her horse
Zigobeejah smells like a horse
Zigobeejah fucks a horse every day
Zigobeejah, horse raper
Zigobeejah, she killed Hitler
Zigobeejah, time traveler
Zigobeejah, she killed Hitler
Zigobeejah, time traveler
Zigobeejah, fuckin' up Hitler
Fuckin' up Hitler, she fucked Hitler
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