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Soaking Wet

by Youth Posse

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1.
You Are Not The Guy 03:08
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sittin on a raincloud baby i’m staying dry i can jump into the ocean now and make it cry i’m a trojan horse baby i got jelly in my eyes if you want to roll with my posse grab onto my thighs i can find your buttons baby without the lights i’m hangin’ and i’m squeezin’ but at least i close the blinds you are not the guy you're not capable of being the guy i had a guy, but now i don't you are not the guy walk on a tightrope baby move on down the line i’ll be the general you can be my spy down in my bunker baby we do it every night i want to talk to you baby but i can’t hear you sigh i see what you’re thinkin’ and i’m not gonna lie sitting on a sidewalk baby we can bake a cherry pie i’m the guy you know packin’ up meat can be fun you can stuff my love in a sesame bun sauce and oil makes it real tight squirtin’ every time i sucka yo lime
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The Ballad of John Crimmer 05:40
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little john crimmer, he wasn’t brought up right he goes down to the river and he drinks all night early in the morning he gets himself to bed tryin’ to forget all the thoughts in his head big john crimmer likes to eat his lunch pork fried rice and captain crunch he likes little girls when they look so tight he’d have anyone just as long as they’re white and i said hey john trimmer you don't know what you're doing it's not your fault you got the john crimmer blues man, john crimmer got stuck on his boat with pussy in his pockets and guns in his coat early in the evening they brought his ass to jail “bend it over son, this ain’t no fairytale...” old john crimmer, he dies in his cell punched too many holes before they were twelve hell is hot, but he ain’t losin’ his cool the ghost of john crimmer is alive in every fool
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Mark 03:10
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mark drives his car to the zoo he looks at the zebras and the hippos too he follows her down to the septic tank and pushes her into the river bank what's your name? i bet your name is mark he's a weird guy... mark mark walks down to the village square you won’t see him, but he knows you’re there mark sits alone in the movie house and meets everyone by word of mouth “hey guys, you’re going to the pool?” “i have a extra towel” “i got sunburned on my nose” ”hi guys” “you have a swimming cap?” “put some lotion on my back”
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Shrimp Stimulation 05:00
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after church on sunday i go to the store father’s seafood market i am a seafood whore past the prawns and lettuce i find them in the back to feed my seafood fetish i stuff them in my sack shrimp, shrimp, shrimp only father dimities has 'em shrimp, shrimp, shrimp it's my favorite orgasm my pope is shrimp, i give him a standing ovation shrimp, shrimp, shrimp stimulation in my father’s kitchen i marinade their tails i get into position and pound them in like nails dip my balls in oysters i feel alive and free soaking up their moisture i squirt my oyster pee it’s only smells
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It's 3 A.M. (I'm Soaking Wet) 04:39
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i’m a shooting star, i’m driving in my car in a town with no name, in the pouring rain i’m getting close but it’s getting late you’be been calling me all week being like we should watch a movie or, we’ll see... and i’m already out, 20 minutes ago you’re saying you’re too embarassed you got your hair dyed and you look like a chonga and i know it’s a lie, maybe it’s a lie but now i just want to get dry and get something to eat i want to take the night and i want to take a ride back to the place where we used to hide i want to com inside your nighttime sheets i want to make her you and make ends meet it's 3am and i'm soaking wet it’s tuesday night, back in time we’re looking at our faces and taking off our laces i guess you feel it’s true but i’m just getting tired i asked my shrink once, i said why does it seem like everyone’s in love with the wrong person? he said yeah, not you though you’re just in love with yourself i said fuck you man, i pay you for that i’m a shooting star but i’m not going very far i’ll remember your name and i’ll feel the same every time you pull me close i fade away
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In The Sand 03:14
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you’ve got a black and white dress and a round ass ass i want to make you like the earth and lay that booty flat go to the water, we’ll go to the sun i’ll dry your face if you clean my gun she called me mommy, i called her dad we put down the towel and had a snack in the sand, on the beach in the bahamas i’m gonna keep you dry babe, i’m gonna keep you warm rubbin’ up on you like a tropical storm i can’t tell if it’s water or your love fondue but you know the smell of oysters gets me in the mood so lets take it to the ocean and wash off our hands you can’t do it like a dolphin when you’re on dry land it seems our love was just too much we’re floatin’ in the ocean but you wanted it rough i may have gone a bit overboard being in the ocean on all fours see the problem with love is that it’s too tough and the problem with sharks is that they smell your blood...
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Froose 01:06
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if you’re a fruity moose stand up and dance the froose if you want to grab a noose stand up and dance the froose if you like it in your caboose stand up and dance the froose everybody get up and get loose froose i am just a lonely moose with a case of the blues if you want the key to my heart you just have to start froose if you want to fist a moose stand up and dance the froose if you want to stuff a goose stand up and dance the froose if you want to taste my juice bend down and drop a deuce
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Gowanus 09:39
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let’s go down to gowanus lets go down let’s go down to gowanus see the town let’s go down to gowanus paint it brown lets go down to gowanus watch you drown
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I Feel Like I'm Going To Die 01:23
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i feel like i’m going to die all my friends are here all my friends are going to die i feel like i’m going to die

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released April 4, 2015

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